Jokes

Q. What would you do if you found yourself in a room with Hitler, Mussolini, and an abortionist, and you had a gun with only two bullets?

A. Shoot the abortionist twice.

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Q. Why were lesbians invented?

A. So that feminists wouldn’t breed.

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Q. What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead jew in the road?

A. The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.

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Q. What do an apple and a negro have in common?

A. They both look good hanging from a tree.

(Last updated August 18, 2009.)

One response

  1. Q. What’s the difference between a holocaust conference in Tehran and Burning Man?

    A. A lot.

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