Q. What would you do if you found yourself in a room with Hitler, Mussolini, and an abortionist, and you had a gun with only two bullets?
A. Shoot the abortionist twice.
Q. Why were lesbians invented?
A. So that feminists wouldn’t breed.
Q. What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead jew in the road?
A. The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
Q. What do an apple and a negro have in common?
A. They both look good hanging from a tree.
(Last updated August 18, 2009.)