You, heterosexual white gentile males,
Hateful racist right-wing fuckers —
You are what’s preventing world peace.
You are impeding the New Age of Enlightenment.
If it weren’t for you, we’d all be living in an earthly paradise right now, holding hands, singing Kumbaya, with universal health care and beautiful mixed-race children turned into budding Einsteins through the magic of public schooling. There’d even be free tofu burgers for everyone.
You are the problem. You must be done away with.
In order for Humanity to thrive, you, White Man, must die.