What’s With All The Lesbians?

Used to be you could walk a country mile and not see a lesbian. These days, you can’t sneeze without spraying a dyke.

Germans Now Denying the Holocaust Telepathically, Say Jews

Germany’s Central Council of Jews (ZJD) has demanded “immediate government action” in response to unsettling findings published in its quarterly social trends report. The report highlights a worrying increase in anti-Semitic sentiment and, more sensationally, the dissemination of holocaust denial “by means of telepathy”.